The Mr. Stach Shop

Get the Real Card

Your Mr. Stach Card looks great on a screen. It looks legendary on premium card stock — in a sleeve, on the firehouse fridge, in a frame on the mantle, or bound into a Stach Book.

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🃏 Single Collector Card

$9.99CARD-SINGLE

One premium 2.5×3.5" card with your front and back.

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🃏 10-Card Pack

$39.99CARD-PACK-10

Ten copies for family, friends and the firehouse fridge.

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🃏 25-Card Pack

$79.99CARD-PACK-25

Team pack. Trade them. Hoard them. Respect them.

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🃏 Premium Foil Card

$19.99CARD-PREMIUM

Thick stock, foil accents, protective sleeve.

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🃏 Framed Card

$49.99CARD-FRAMED

Your card mounted and framed for the mantle.

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🎁 Mr. Stach Gift Card

$25.00GIFT-CARD

Give the gift of legend.

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📖 Stach Book (Softcover)

$34.99BOOK-SOFT

8×8" full-color softcover, up to 40 cards.

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📖 Stach Book (Hardcover)

$59.99BOOK-HARD

8×8" full-color hardcover, up to 80 cards.

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Stach Gear

Win the whole pack →

Wear the stach. Drink from the stach. Stick the stach on things. The full set is the monthly Stach of the Month prize.

Mr. Stach T-Shirt$24.99

Soft cotton tee, cream on ink, mustache emblem front, RESPECT THE STACHE back.

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Mr. Stach Mug$16.99

15 oz ceramic mug. Holds coffee, hides nothing. Dishwasher safe.

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Trucker Hat$22.99

Mesh-back trucker hat, red bill, embroidered mustache patch.

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Sticker Pack$6.99

Six die-cut vinyl stickers for the toolbox, helmet, laptop or truck.

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Premium Stock

Thick 16pt card stock, matte finish, rounded corners — the same 2.5×3.5" size as the cards you traded as a kid.

Front & Back

Your photo and edition on the front; stats, story and a scannable QR to your profile on the back.

Printed On Demand

Produced by our print partner and shipped to you. Custom items can't be returned unless defective — we'll make it right.