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Every stach has a story. Tell yours, pick your badges, and earn your Official Mr. Stach Card — a unique number, a front and a back, and (if you say yes) an AI Legend edition. Moderated by humans who respect the stach.

Step 1 of 4: Upload & tell us about you → Step 2: Moderation → Step 3: Build your card → Step 4: Share & dominate

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Your Photo

Tip: a front-facing photo in good light makes the best card. No sunglasses over the stach, please.

About You
Shown on your profile and card. First name + last initial is a classic.
Never shown publicly. Used to link your stach to your account.
We picked one from the Mr. Stach nickname vault — keep it, shuffle it, or write your own.
Not sure? Browse the style guide (opens in a new tab).
Identity Badges

Check everything that applies. Badges appear on your profile and card as selected by member. Your top two become your primary and secondary badges.

City & Culture
Fire & Emergency Services
Law Enforcement & Public Safety
Military / Veteran
Service details (optional). We show these with respect and never imply endorsement by any branch or agency.
Western & Rural
🤝 Organizations I Support (optional)
Organizations I Support (optional)

Clubs, charities and causes you belong to or support. Pick up to 6; they appear on your profile and card as member-selected affiliations.

Service Clubs
Veterans
Charities & Causes
First Responders
Faith & Community
Youth
Health

Organizations are shown as member-selected affiliations with generic icons. Official logos appear only where Mr. Stach has permission. Listing an organization does not imply its endorsement of you or of Mr. Stach.

✎ Tell Us About Your Stach (optional)
Stach Story Questions

These fill out your profile and the back of your card. Skip any you like.

e.g. 7 years, since 1994, "since the awkward stage of 2019"
The honest answer, the funny answer, or both.
e.g. "The Colonel"
e.g. Tom Selleck, Sam Elliott, my grandpa
e.g. Tombstone
Printed on the back of your card if it fits.
Social Links (optional)
Privacy

Your email is never shown. Hide anything else you'd rather keep off your public profile and card.

Permissions
Stats on your card are for entertainment only. Very serious entertainment.
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