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★ Athletes With Game Above the Lip ★

From Rollie Fingers' handlebar to Mike Ditka's chevron, these athletes proved that greatness starts under the nose. Every sport, every era, every lip that earned a championship ring and a grooming routine.

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Rollie Fingers mustache 99 HOF
Rollie Fingers
The handlebar that closed out three straight World Series.
Handlebar
Hulk Hogan mustache 98 HOF
Hulk Hogan
The blond horseshoe that ran wild on the 1980s.
Horseshoe
Lanny McDonald mustache 98 HOF
Lanny McDonald
The greatest mustache ever to hoist the Stanley Cup.
Walrus
Dale Earnhardt mustache 97 HOF
Dale Earnhardt
The Intimidator. Black No. 3, dark sunglasses, and a mustach…
Chevron
Luis Tiant mustache 97 HOF
Luis Tiant
El Tiante: the twisting windup, the cigar, and the greatest…
Fu Manchu
Goose Gossage mustache 96 HOF
Goose Gossage
One hundred miles an hour and a Fu Manchu to match.
Fu Manchu
Mark Spitz mustache 96 HOF
Mark Spitz
Seven gold medals in Munich, all with a mustache that was su…
Chevron
Keith Hernandez mustache 95 HOF
Keith Hernandez
The slickest glove and the smoothest mustache in Queens.
Chevron
Al Hrabosky mustache 95 HOF
Al Hrabosky
The Mad Hungarian: stomping, glaring, and the most theatrica…
Fu Manchu
Mike Ditka mustache 94 HOF
Mike Ditka
Da Coach. Da mustache. Da Bears.
Chevron
Andy Reid mustache 94
Andy Reid
Big Red: three Super Bowl rings and a walrus mustache that d…
Walrus
Jack Lambert mustache 94
Jack Lambert
No front teeth, four Super Bowl rings, and the meanest musta…
Horseshoe
Dennis Eckersley mustache 93 HOF
Dennis Eckersley
Long hair, big mustache, bigger save totals.
Chevron
Richard Petty mustache 93 HOF
Richard Petty
The King of NASCAR: 200 wins, a cowboy hat, and a mustache t…
Chevron
Baker Mayfield mustache 93 HOF
Baker Mayfield
The walk-on Heisman winner who made the horseshoe mustache a…
Horseshoe
Don Mattingly mustache 92 HOF
Don Mattingly
Donnie Baseball: the Yankees' last great mustache.
Chevron
Reggie Jackson mustache 92
Reggie Jackson
Mr. October, and the mustache that started the Mustache Gang…
Chevron
George Parros mustache 92
George Parros
The Princeton enforcer whose mustache had its own merchandis…
Chevron
Rick Rude mustache 91
Rick Rude
Ravishing, and he made sure you knew it.
Chevron
Gardner Minshew mustache 91
Gardner Minshew
Minshew Mania: jorts, headbands, and the finest horseshoe in…
Horseshoe
Randy Johnson mustache 91
Randy Johnson
The Big Unit: six-foot-ten, 100 miles an hour, and a mullet-…
Horseshoe
Wade Boggs mustache 90
Wade Boggs
Three thousand hits and one very consistent mustache.
Chevron
Craig Stadler mustache 90
Craig Stadler
The Walrus. The nickname is the mustache.
Walrus
Walt Frazier mustache 90
Walt Frazier
Clyde: two Knicks championships and the smoothest mustache i…
Chevron
Mike "Fluff" Cowan mustache 90
Mike "Fluff" Cowan
The most famous caddie in golf, and the walrus mustache that…
Walrus
Mike Schmidt mustache 89
Mike Schmidt
The greatest third baseman ever, under a perfectly level mus…
Chevron
Kirk Gibson mustache 89
Kirk Gibson
One leg, one swing, one fist pump, and a mustache for the ag…
Chevron
Aaron Rodgers mustache 88 HOF
Aaron Rodgers
Four MVPs, one Super Bowl, and the 2013 mustache that broke…
Chevron
Jason Giambi mustache 88
Jason Giambi
The Moneyball-era MVP with long hair, a horseshoe, and a gol…
Horseshoe
Phil Jackson mustache 87
Phil Jackson
The Zen Master: eleven championship rings and a mustache tha…
Chevron
Larry Bird mustache 86
Larry Bird
Larry Legend: three titles, three MVPs, and a Hoosier mustac…
Chevron
Patrick Ewing mustache 85
Patrick Ewing
The Big Fella: Georgetown, the Knicks, and a mustache as ste…
Chevron
Bobby Valentine mustache 84
Bobby Valentine
The only man ever to wear a fake mustache in a big-league du…
Chevron

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