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★ Athletes With Game Above the Lip ★
From Rollie Fingers' handlebar to Mike Ditka's chevron, these athletes proved that greatness starts under the nose. Every sport, every era, every lip that earned a championship ring and a grooming routine.
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HOF Rollie Fingers
The handlebar that closed out three straight World Series.
Handlebar
98
HOF Hulk Hogan
The blond horseshoe that ran wild on the 1980s.
Horseshoe
98
HOF Lanny McDonald
The greatest mustache ever to hoist the Stanley Cup.
Walrus
97
HOF Dale Earnhardt
The Intimidator. Black No. 3, dark sunglasses, and a mustach…
Chevron
97
HOF Luis Tiant
El Tiante: the twisting windup, the cigar, and the greatest…
Fu Manchu
96
HOF Goose Gossage
One hundred miles an hour and a Fu Manchu to match.
Fu Manchu
96
HOF Mark Spitz
Seven gold medals in Munich, all with a mustache that was su…
Chevron
95
HOF Keith Hernandez
The slickest glove and the smoothest mustache in Queens.
Chevron
95
HOF Al Hrabosky
The Mad Hungarian: stomping, glaring, and the most theatrica…
Fu Manchu
94
HOF Mike Ditka
Da Coach. Da mustache. Da Bears.
Chevron
94
Andy Reid
Big Red: three Super Bowl rings and a walrus mustache that d…
Walrus
94
Jack Lambert
No front teeth, four Super Bowl rings, and the meanest musta…
Horseshoe
93
HOF Dennis Eckersley
Long hair, big mustache, bigger save totals.
Chevron
93
HOF Richard Petty
The King of NASCAR: 200 wins, a cowboy hat, and a mustache t…
Chevron
93
HOF Baker Mayfield
The walk-on Heisman winner who made the horseshoe mustache a…
Horseshoe
92
HOF Don Mattingly
Donnie Baseball: the Yankees' last great mustache.
Chevron
92
Reggie Jackson
Mr. October, and the mustache that started the Mustache Gang…
Chevron
92
George Parros
The Princeton enforcer whose mustache had its own merchandis…
Chevron
91
Rick Rude
Ravishing, and he made sure you knew it.
Chevron
91
Gardner Minshew
Minshew Mania: jorts, headbands, and the finest horseshoe in…
Horseshoe
91
Randy Johnson
The Big Unit: six-foot-ten, 100 miles an hour, and a mullet-…
Horseshoe
90
Wade Boggs
Three thousand hits and one very consistent mustache.
Chevron
90
Craig Stadler
The Walrus. The nickname is the mustache.
Walrus
90
Walt Frazier
Clyde: two Knicks championships and the smoothest mustache i…
Chevron
90
Mike "Fluff" Cowan
The most famous caddie in golf, and the walrus mustache that…
Walrus
89
Mike Schmidt
The greatest third baseman ever, under a perfectly level mus…
Chevron
89
Kirk Gibson
One leg, one swing, one fist pump, and a mustache for the ag…
Chevron
88
HOF Aaron Rodgers
Four MVPs, one Super Bowl, and the 2013 mustache that broke…
Chevron
88
Jason Giambi
The Moneyball-era MVP with long hair, a horseshoe, and a gol…
Horseshoe
87
Phil Jackson
The Zen Master: eleven championship rings and a mustache tha…
Chevron
86
Larry Bird
Larry Legend: three titles, three MVPs, and a Hoosier mustac…
Chevron
85
Patrick Ewing
The Big Fella: Georgetown, the Knicks, and a mustache as ste…
Chevron
84
Bobby Valentine
The only man ever to wear a fake mustache in a big-league du…
Chevron
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