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The definitive archive of celebrity mustaches. Actors, comedians, rock stars and the men who made an entire decade look like a Magnum, P.I. rerun. Every legend is scored, voted on, and occasionally argued about in the comments of our own staff meetings.
37Celebrities
6TV Legends
11Movie Legends
6Musicians
Official Rankings
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#1 Top Pick · Stach Score 98
#2 Top Pick · Stach Score 98
Freddie Mercury
The greatest frontman alive, and the mustache that conquered Wembley.
Chevron#3 Top Pick · Stach Score 97
98
HOF Tom Selleck
The original TV mustache king.
Chevron
98
HOF Freddie Mercury
The greatest frontman alive, and the mustache that conquered…
Chevron
97
HOF Sam Elliott
The voice of the West, and the mustache to match.
Walrus
96
HOF Roger Raglin
The outdoor-TV hunting host whose mustache is as big as his…
Horseshoe
95
HOF Burt Reynolds
Smokey, the Bandit, and the most charming lip in the South.
Chevron
94
HOF Frank Zappa
The mustache-and-imperial combo that became a registered tra…
Zappa
93
HOF Nick Offerman
Woodworker, actor, and the mustache that made Pawnee proud.
Chevron
92
Wilford Brimley
The walrus that ate its oatmeal and told you to, too.
Walrus
91
HOF Charlie Chaplin
The Little Tramp and the most famous fake mustache in film h…
Toothbrush
91
Kurt Russell
Wyatt Earp, Snake Plissken, and the handlebar that says "you…
Handlebar
91
HOF Lemmy Kilmister
Born to lose, live to win, never shave.
Horseshoe
91
HOF Larry Weishuhn
Mr. Whitetail, wildlife biologist, and owner of the finest h…
Handlebar
90
HOF Clark Gable
The King of Hollywood, with the pencil to prove it.
Pencil
90
HOF Groucho Marx
The greasepaint mustache that launched a million novelty gla…
Painted (Greasepaint)
90
HOF Lionel Richie
Hello. Is it this mustache you're looking for?
Chevron
89
HOF John Oates
The mustache that made it to number one six times.
Chevron
88
HOF Eddie Murphy
From Zamunda to Beverly Hills, the mustache that laughed las…
Chevron
88
Daniel Day-Lewis
Three Oscars and the two most intense mustaches in film.
Handlebar
87
Henry Cavill
The mustache so powerful it cost a superhero movie millions.
Chevron
87
Errol Flynn
The swashbuckler whose mustache came with its own sword.
Pencil
87
HOF Babe Winkelman
Good Fishing, great mustache: the Minnesota angler who taugh…
Walrus
86
Sacha Baron Cohen
Very nice! The Borat mustache that fooled the world.
Chevron
86
Prince
Purple rain, pencil line.
Pencil
86
HOF Hank Parker
Two Bassmaster Classics, one Outdoor Magazine, and a mustach…
Chevron
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