Official Mr. Stach Ranking
Ranked: Best Athlete Mustaches
Ballparks, rinks, rings and racetracks. Athletes whose mustaches deserved their own trading card.
33 legends ranked by Stach Score, then fan votes. Scores are for entertainment. Grudges are forever.
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#1 · Champion
99
Rollie Fingers
The handlebar that closed out three straight World Series.
Handlebar
#2
98
Hulk Hogan
The blond horseshoe that ran wild on the 1980s.
Horseshoe
#3
98
Lanny McDonald
The greatest mustache ever to hoist the Stanley Cup.
Walrus
The Full List
1
Rollie Fingers HOF
Handlebar · Baseball · 1970s · 👍 0
99
2
Hulk Hogan HOF
Horseshoe · Wrestling · 1980s · 👍 0
98
3
Lanny McDonald HOF
Walrus · Hockey · 1980s · 👍 0
98
4
Dale Earnhardt HOF
Chevron · Racing · 1990s · 👍 0
97
5
Luis Tiant HOF
Fu Manchu · Baseball · 1970s · 👍 0
97
6
Goose Gossage HOF
Fu Manchu · Baseball · 1970s · 👍 0
96
7
Mark Spitz HOF
Chevron · Swimming · 1970s · 👍 0
96
8
Al Hrabosky HOF
Fu Manchu · Baseball · 1970s · 👍 0
95
9
Keith Hernandez HOF
Chevron · Baseball · 1980s · 👍 0
95
10
Andy Reid
Walrus · Football · 2010s · 👍 0
94
11
Jack Lambert
Horseshoe · Football · 1970s · 👍 0
94
12
Mike Ditka HOF
Chevron · Football · 1980s · 👍 0
94
13
Baker Mayfield HOF
Horseshoe · Football · 2010s · 👍 0
93
14
Dennis Eckersley HOF
Chevron · Baseball · 1980s · 👍 0
93
15
Richard Petty HOF
Chevron · Racing · 1970s · 👍 0
93
16
Don Mattingly HOF
Chevron · Baseball · 1980s · 👍 1
92
17
George Parros
Chevron · Hockey · 2000s · 👍 0
92
18
Reggie Jackson
Chevron · Baseball · 1970s · 👍 0
92
19
Gardner Minshew
Horseshoe · Football · 2010s · 👍 0
91
20
Randy Johnson
Horseshoe · Baseball · 1990s · 👍 0
91
21
Rick Rude
Chevron · Wrestling · 1980s · 👍 0
91
22
Craig Stadler
Walrus · Golf · 1980s · 👍 0
90
23
Mike "Fluff" Cowan
Walrus · Golf · 1990s · 👍 0
90
24
Wade Boggs
Chevron · Baseball · 1980s · 👍 0
90
25
Walt Frazier
Chevron · Basketball · 1970s · 👍 0
90
26
Kirk Gibson
Chevron · Baseball · 1980s · 👍 0
89
27
Mike Schmidt
Chevron · Baseball · 1970s · 👍 0
89
28
Aaron Rodgers HOF
Chevron · Football · 2010s · 👍 0
88
29
Jason Giambi
Horseshoe · Baseball · 2000s · 👍 0
88
30
Phil Jackson
Chevron · Basketball · 1990s · 👍 0
87
31
Larry Bird
Chevron · Basketball · 1980s · 👍 0
86
32
Patrick Ewing
Chevron · Basketball · 1990s · 👍 0
85
33
Bobby Valentine
Chevron · Baseball · 1990s · 👍 0
84
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