The Official Mr. Stach Card
Your mustache, immortalized. Every approved stach earns a numbered, two-sided collectible card with your photo, your stats, your badges and a QR code straight to your profile. Say yes to AI and you also get The Legend — a vintage-styled edition of you.
- Your photo in the classic portrait window, with your level ribbon.
- Name, nickname & hometown in bold condensed type.
- Primary & secondary badges — firefighter, rancher, veteran, coach, you name it.
- Unique card number and your Overall Stach Score.
- Edition banner — Classic, Firehouse, Western, Military and more.
- Stat bars: Stash Power, Ruggedness, Curl Factor, Legend Status and bonus stats.
- Stach facts: style, occupation, years growing, votes, battle wins, Stach of the Day appearances.
- Why I grow my stach in your words, plus your favorite quote.
- QR code that scans straight to your public profile.
- Issue date and the fine print (stats are for entertainment — very serious entertainment).
Original + The Legend
The Original
Your actual photo, respectfully framed. Every approved stach gets this one automatically.
The Legend (AI)
Say yes on upload (or later in the builder) and Mr. Stach may use AI to transform your photo into a humorous, vintage-style collectible portrait while attempting to preserve your likeness and legendary stach. Fully optional. Regenerate or remove any time.
Editions
Unlocked by your badges and Stach ScoreMilitary editions are offered to members who select a service badge. Mr. Stach is not affiliated with or endorsed by any branch, department or agency.
How It Works
- Upload your stach. Photo, story, badges, permissions. Two minutes, tops. Start →
- Moderation. A human reviews it against the guidelines.
- Build your card. Pick an edition, confirm your nickname and badges, optionally generate The Legend, and render.
- Share it. Download front and back, post it, text it, collect votes.
- Print it. Order the real card or a Stach Book from the shop.
Card FAQ
Is the Mr. Stach Card free?
Yes. Upload your stach, get approved, and your digital card (front and back, web resolution) is free to download and share. Printed cards and Stach Books are available in the shop.
What is the AI Legend edition?
With your permission, we run your photo through an AI style transform to create a humorous, vintage-card-style portrait while attempting to preserve your likeness and your legendary stach. You can skip it, or regenerate it later.
Which edition will I get?
Classic is available to everyone. Firehouse, Western, Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, Coast Guard, Space Force and Veteran editions unlock based on the identity badges you select. Gold, Platinum and Hall of Fame editions unlock by Stach Score.
Are the stats real?
They are for entertainment only. Extremely serious entertainment.
Can I change my card later?
Yes. Log in and open the card builder any time to update your nickname, story, badges or edition and re-render.
Ready to Be Immortalized?
Upload, get your card, and climb the ranks of stach greatness.
