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Lou Castellano “The Stach Marshal” · Brooklyn, New York · Silver Stach

Lou Castellano “The Stach Marshal” — Silver Stach mustache

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LOU “THE STACH MARSHAL” CASTELLANO

RETIRED FIREFIGHTER✦GRANDPA

★ BROOKLYN, NEW YORK ★

MUSTACHE STYLEHORSESHOE

STASH POWER93

LEGEND LEVELSILVER

NO. 000005

LOU CASTELLANO “The Stach Marshal”

HOMEBrooklyn, New York

OCCUPATIONRetired Firefighter

YEARS GROWING34 years

ABOUT ME

Wanted to look like the senior men. Became one.

“I retired from the job. I did not retire from the mustache.”

STACH STATS

STASH POWER93

RUGGEDNESS88

CURL FACTOR30

FIREHOUSE FACTOR98

LEGENDARY FACTOR97

DAD JOKE POTENTIAL90

OVERALL RANK TOP 45% SCORE 77 · SILVER STACH

BADGES OF HONOR

🚒Retired Firefighter👴Grandpa👨Mustache Enthusiast

FAVORITE MOVIEThe French Connection

FAVORITE STACHED LEGENDBurt Reynolds

FUN FACTHas shaved exactly once since 1992, for a wedding. Regrets it to this day.

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Lou Castellano “The Stach Marshal” — Silver Stach mustache (AI Legend edition)

MR. STACH^™ SILVER STACH CARD NO.000005 ✨ AI LEGEND EDITION

LOU “THE STACH MARSHAL” CASTELLANO

RETIRED FIREFIGHTER✦GRANDPA

★ BROOKLYN, NEW YORK ★

MUSTACHE STYLEHORSESHOE

STASH POWER93

LEGEND LEVELSILVER

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Lou Castellano

Brooklyn, New York · Horseshoe

Overall: 77 · Silver Stach
Votes: 354
Issued: Aug 19, 2026
Edition: Vintage Baseball Edition

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