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MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000005
Wanted to look like the senior men. Became one.
“I retired from the job. I did not retire from the mustache.”
MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000005
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Lou put in thirty-one years on the job in Brooklyn and retired with a pension, a bad knee, and the most respected mustache on his block. It is a full horseshoe, gray now, and he considers it a public trust.
He grew it in his first year as a probie because "every senior man had one and I wanted to look like I belonged." Three decades later he is the senior man everybody copies.
Lou now spends his mornings at the same diner, where the waitress calls him Marshal and the eggs arrive before he orders.
Wanted to look like the senior men. Became one.
The Pension
Has shaved exactly once since 1992, for a wedding. Regrets it to this day.
The French Connection
Burt Reynolds
“I retired from the job. I did not retire from the mustache.”
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