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Celebrating mustache greatness through history, pop culture, news and YOU. Every stach has a story — tell yours and get your official Mr. Stach Card.

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152Legends Profiled

22Community Staches

26Votes Cast

🏆 First Contest: December 2026

Stach of the Month Contest

Most votes wins Stach Gear · winner crowned Dec 31 · — left

Enter early and rack up votes — the first monthly winner is crowned in December, then it's a new contest every month.

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★ Celebrity Best Stach

Tom Selleck

The original TV mustache king.

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Roger Raglin5 votes 2

Tom Selleck1 votes 3

Sam Elliott1 votes 4

Nick Offerman1 votes 5

Eddie Murphy1 votes

Latest Battle Result

Mark Twain def. Theodore Roosevelt 51%–49%

🎬 Movie Character Best Stach

Thomas Magnum

Tom Selleck's Hawaiian private investigator and his thick chevron: the single most influen…

Tom Selleck · Magnum, P.I. (1980)

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Thomas Magnum1 votes 2

Ron Burgundy1 votes 3

Wyatt Earp97 score 4

Bill "The Butcher" Cutting96 score 5

Ron Swanson96 score

Latest Battle Result

Doc Holliday def. Wyatt Earp 51%–49%

📰 Stach in the News

Viral Staches

Mr. Stach Launches: The World's Most Serious Site About Something Gloriously Unserious

MrStach.com is officially open. Here is what we built, why we built it, and how you can get your upper lip int…

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Wire From around the web
↗ White Sox broadcasters wear matching mustaches · MLB.com
↗ Sponsored Content: Movember | FOX 4 Kansas City WDAF-TV | News, Weather, Sports · FOX4KC.com
↗ Former Fall River man returns to Rhode Island after he and his girlfriend captur… · Fall River Reporter
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🏆 Stach of the Month Contest

113 days left · leader: Marcus Whitfield (1 vote)

Our first monthly contest is December 2026 — enter early and start collecting votes now. The winner is crowned December 31, then a new contest runs every month. Prize: Mr. Stach T-shirt, mug, hat & sticker pack.

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The Collectible

Get Your Official Mr. Stach Card!

Upload, get your card, and climb the ranks of stach greatness. Every card comes with a front, a back, a unique number, and — with your permission — an AI Legend edition. Firefighter, Western, Military and Vintage Baseball editions available.

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New · Virtual Try-On

Not sure which style?

Try a Stach On

Upload a selfie, pick from 14 classic styles and 11 colors, drag it into place and download your new look. Your photo never leaves your phone — it all happens in your browser.

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✂ Stach Care Tip of the Day

“Split ends on a long stach? Trim just the tips with sharp scissors. Dull blades crush hair and create more splits.”

Learn How

▸ Surviving the Awkward Stage ▸ Mustache Wax 101: What It Does, How Much, and How to Use It ▸ How to Trim a Mustache Without Ruining It ▸ How to Grow a Mustache: The Complete Week-by-Week Guide

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🏆 Mustache Hall of Fame

General John J. Pershing

Theodore Roosevelt

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🔥 Firehouse Staches

Why Firefighters and Mustaches Go Together

From 19th-century firehouses to modern Movember campaigns, the mustache has been part of fire-service culture for more than a century. We tell the story — with respect, and with the facts.

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