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MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000021
A Sykes man without a mustache is just a rumor.
“Comb it out, chin up, and be home before the streetlights.”
MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000021
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Leonard walked a mail route in Savannah for thirty-four years and has worn the same English mustache since the Carter administration. It is white now, combed straight out to the sides, and his eleven grandchildren each believe they are its favorite.
He grew it because his own grandfather had one and "a Sykes man without a mustache is just a rumor."
Leonard sits on his porch most evenings, waves at the neighborhood, and rates passing mustaches on a scale of one to ten. Nobody has gotten a ten. He is a fair but demanding man.
A Sykes man without a mustache is just a rumor.
Mr. Postman
Delivered mail to the same house for 34 years; the family named their dog after his mustache.
Driving Miss Daisy
Morgan Freeman
“Comb it out, chin up, and be home before the streetlights.”
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