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History of the Mustache

Five thousand years of upper-lip ambition, from bronze-age warriors to Victorian gentlemen, frontier lawmen, silver-screen idols and the Movember revival. Follow the timeline, or skip straight to the legends.

The Timeline

9 eras
  1. Ancient Mustaches: The First 5,000 Years of Upper-Lip History
    3000 BC – 500 ADAncient World

    Ancient Mustaches: The First 5,000 Years of Upper-Lip History

    Long before anyone coined the word "handlebar," Scythian horsemen, Celtic chieftains and Persian kings were wearing the mustache as a statement of sta…

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  2. Military Mustaches: How Armies Made the Stach Go Global
    1700s – 1900sMilitary Mustaches

    Military Mustaches: How Armies Made the Stach Go Global

    Hussars, grenadiers, the British Army's compulsory mustache and the clean-shaven turn of the World Wars. The military did more than any other institut…

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  3. Victorian Mustaches: The Golden Age of the Upper Lip
    1837 – 1901The Victorian Era

    Victorian Mustaches: The Golden Age of the Upper Lip

    Mustache cups, wax, imperial curls and a culture that treated facial hair as a measure of character. The Victorians took the mustache more seriously t…

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  4. Wild West Mustaches: Lawmen, Outlaws and the Frontier Lip
    1865 – 1900The Wild West

    Wild West Mustaches: Lawmen, Outlaws and the Frontier Lip

    Wyatt Earp, Bat Masterson, Bass Reeves and the mustache as frontier uniform. The real story behind the most photographed facial hair in American histo…

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  5. Early Hollywood Mustaches: How the Movies Rescued the Upper Lip
    1920s – 1950sEarly Hollywood

    Early Hollywood Mustaches: How the Movies Rescued the Upper Lip

    After the clean-shaven 1920s, a handful of leading men put the mustache back on the map. Chaplin, Gable, Errol Flynn and the pencil-thin era that foll…

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  6. 1970s Mustaches: The Decade the Stach Ran Wild
    1970 – 1979The 1970s

    1970s Mustaches: The Decade the Stach Ran Wild

    Burt Reynolds, Rollie Fingers, Freddie Mercury and a generation of men who stopped shaving their upper lips. The 1970s mustache explained.

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  7. 1980s Mustaches: Magnum, Cops and the Last Stand of the Chevron
    1980 – 1989The 1980s

    1980s Mustaches: Magnum, Cops and the Last Stand of the Chevron

    Tom Selleck, Hulk Hogan, Freddie Mercury and the decade when a few giant mustaches carried the whole tradition. How the 1980s kept the stache alive.

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  8. The Modern Mustache Revival: How the Stach Became Cool Again
    2000s – TodayThe Modern Revival

    The Modern Mustache Revival: How the Stach Became Cool Again

    From ironic hipster handlebars to Nick Offerman, Movember and the 2020s comeback, the story of how the mustache climbed out of the 1990s.

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  9. The History of Movember: From 30 Friends in Melbourne to a Global Movement
    2003 – TodayMovember

    The History of Movember: From 30 Friends in Melbourne to a Global Movement

    How a 2003 conversation in an Australian pub became the largest men's health campaign in the world, and why the mustache was the perfect vehicle.

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🏛 Historical Legends

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Presidents, generals, outlaws, inventors and poets — the people whose mustaches outlived them. Each profile rates the stach, not the statesmanship.

Salvador Dalí mustache 100 HOF
Salvador Dalí
The mustache was the most surreal thing he ever made.
Dalí
Theodore Roosevelt mustache 99 HOF
Theodore Roosevelt
Speak softly, carry a big stick, and grow a bigger mustache.
Walrus
Wyatt Earp mustache 98 HOF
Wyatt Earp
The real lawman of Tombstone, and the real mustache behind t…
Horseshoe
Mark Twain mustache 97 HOF
Mark Twain
America's greatest humorist, hiding a smirk under a white wa…
Walrus
Albert Einstein mustache 96 HOF
Albert Einstein
E = mc², and the mustache was a constant.
Walrus
Emiliano Zapata mustache 96
Emiliano Zapata
Tierra y Libertad, beneath the most famous mustache in Mexic…
Horseshoe
Friedrich Nietzsche mustache 95
Friedrich Nietzsche
That which does not kill my mustache makes it stronger.
Walrus
Martin Luther King Jr. mustache 95 HOF
Martin Luther King Jr.
A dream, a movement, and a mustache worn with quiet dignity.
Pencil
Buffalo Bill Cody mustache 94 HOF
Buffalo Bill Cody
The showman who sold the West to the world, one goatee at a…
Imperial
William Howard Taft mustache 94 HOF
William Howard Taft
The last President of the United States to wear a mustache.
Handlebar
Doc Holliday mustache 93
Doc Holliday
Dentist, gambler, gunfighter. Huckleberry to a generation.
Horseshoe
Kaiser Wilhelm II mustache 93
Kaiser Wilhelm II
The upturned imperial that had its own royal barber.
Imperial
Wild Bill Hickok mustache 92
Wild Bill Hickok
Aces and eights, and a mustache to the end.
Horseshoe
Otto von Bismarck mustache 91
Otto von Bismarck
The Iron Chancellor unified Germany with blood, iron, and a…
Walrus
Nikola Tesla mustache 91
Nikola Tesla
Alternating current, and a mustache with perfect symmetry.
Chevron
Ernest Hemingway mustache 90 HOF
Ernest Hemingway
Nobel laureate, big-game hunter, marlin fisherman, and the m…
Chevron
Rudyard Kipling mustache 89
Rudyard Kipling
The Jungle Book author with a mustache fit for the jungle.
Walrus
Grover Cleveland mustache 88
Grover Cleveland
Two non-consecutive terms, one very consistent walrus.
Walrus
Edgar Allan Poe mustache 87
Edgar Allan Poe
Quoth the mustache: nevermore shall it be shaved.
Chevron
John Philip Sousa mustache 86
John Philip Sousa
The March King conducted 136 marches and one magnificent bea…
Chevron
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