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Sample profilesSample profiles until the real ones arrive. They hold the bench warm, show you how a Stach Card looks, and step aside the moment real members show up. Take a spot.
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Marcus Whitfield
“Captain Chevron”
Chicago, Illinois · Chevron
Gold Stach
76
❤️ 372
Grandpa Leonard Sykes
“The Elder Statesman”
Savannah, Georgia · English
Silver Stach
77
❤️ 354
Lou Castellano
“The Stach Marshal”
Brooklyn, New York · Horseshoe
Silver Stach
93
❤️ 301
Hank Ridley
“Handlebar Hank”
Bozeman, Montana · Handlebar
Platinum Stach
91
❤️ 298
Cody Strickland
“Eight Seconds”
Cheyenne, Wyoming · Handlebar
Platinum Stach
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❤️ 289
Sal DiNardo
“The Sauce Boss”
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania · Dalí
Gold Stach
76
❤️ 276
Ray Gutierrez
“Gunny Stach”
Oceanside, California · Horseshoe
Silver Stach
75
❤️ 267
Danny Kowalczyk
“The Lip Sweater Legend”
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania · Walrus
Silver Stach
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❤️ 256
Andre Beaumont
“The Pencil Pusher”
New Orleans, Louisiana · Pencil
Bronze Stach
75
❤️ 244
Dale Pruitt
“Deputy Dale”
Amarillo, Texas · Horseshoe
Silver Stach
92
❤️ 233
Earl Vandenberg
“The Imperial Plainsman”
North Platte, Nebraska · Imperial
Platinum Stach
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❤️ 221
Coach Bill Tanaka
“The Lampshade”
Boise, Idaho · Lampshade
Silver Stach
91
❤️ 212
Jack Davis
“The Smoke Eater”
Phoenix, Arizona · Handlebar
Platinum Stach
75
❤️ 208
Gus Pellegrino
“The Torque Stach”
Detroit, Michigan · Walrus
Silver Stach
75
❤️ 197
Travis Oakley
“High Voltage”
Tulsa, Oklahoma · Horseshoe
Silver Stach
75
❤️ 189
Walt Henderson
“The Flight Line Fu”
Colorado Springs, Colorado · Fu Manchu
Silver Stach
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❤️ 186
Miguel Ortega
“El Bigote”
Las Cruces, New Mexico · Chevron
Silver Stach
72
❤️ 171
Tony Marchetti
“Sergeant Swagger”
Providence, Rhode Island · Chevron
Silver Stach
82
❤️ 158
Bo Tillman
“Coastie Curls”
Mobile, Alabama · Hungarian
Gold Stach
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❤️ 143
Calvin Brooks
“Chief Curl”
Norfolk, Virginia · English
Gold Stach
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❤️ 132
Big Jim Halvorsen
“The Long Haul”
Fargo, North Dakota · Painter's Brush
Silver Stach
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❤️ 118
Pete Lindqvist
“The Weekend Walrus”
Duluth, Minnesota · Walrus
Silver Stach
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