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GOLD STACH
CARD NO.000007
CALVIN “CHIEF CURL” BROOKS
U.S. NAVY VETERAN
★ NORFOLK, VIRGINIA ★
MUSTACHE STYLEENGLISH
STASH POWER84
LEGEND LEVELGOLD
Photo: MC1 Martin Wright / U.S. Navy · Public domain · via Wikimedia Commons
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Calvin Brooks
“Chief Curl”
Norfolk, Virginia · English
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🇺🇸 Veteran ⚓ U.S. Navy · Veteran 🔧 Mechanic🎸 Musician Selected by member
79OVERALL
Gold Stach
Stach Score · entertainment only, obviously
Stash Power84
Ruggedness80
Discipline Factor79
Curl Factor72
Legendary Factor79
Stach Commitment80
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MR. STACH™
GOLD STACH
CARD NO.000007
CALVIN BROOKS “Chief Curl”
HOMENorfolk, Virginia
OCCUPATIONNavy Veteran / Marine Diesel Mechanic
YEARS GROWING11 years
ABOUT ME
Needed one thing on the ship with flair.
“A fair wind and a tight trim.”
STACH STATS
STASH POWER84
RUGGEDNESS80
DISCIPLINE FACTOR79
CURL FACTOR72
LEGENDARY FACTOR79
STACH COMMITMENT80
OVERALL RANK
TOP 40%
SCORE 79 · GOLD STACH
BADGES OF HONOR
🇺🇸Veteran⚓U.S. Navy🔧Mechanic🎸Musician
FAVORITE MOVIEMaster and Commander: The Far Side of the World
FAVORITE STACHED LEGENDTeddy Roosevelt
FUN FACTCombs the mustache to port and starboard separately.
Stats are for entertainment only.
MR. STACH™
GOLD STACH
CARD NO.000007
✨ AI LEGEND EDITION
CALVIN “CHIEF CURL” BROOKS
U.S. NAVY VETERAN
★ NORFOLK, VIRGINIA ★
MUSTACHE STYLEENGLISH
STASH POWER84
LEGEND LEVELGOLD
Every card: unique number, front and back, QR code to this profile. Stats are for entertainment only. Badges are selected by the member. Mr. Stach is not affiliated with any agency or service branch.
The Stach Story
Calvin spent eight years in the U.S. Navy as a machinist's mate and came home to Norfolk to keep fixing diesel engines, just on boats that do not leave for six months at a time. His English-style mustache is narrow, precise, and combed out to the sides like a gentleman from another century.
He says he picked the style because "everything else on a ship is gray and square, and I wanted one thing with flair."
Calvin plays upright bass in a weekend jazz trio, and the mustache has its own spotlight cue.
Why I grow it
Needed one thing on the ship with flair.
My mustache's name
The Bosun
Fun fact
Combs the mustache to port and starboard separately.
Favorite mustache movie
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Favorite celebrity stach
Teddy Roosevelt
Favorite quote
“A fair wind and a tight trim.”
Stach Facts
- Hometown
- Norfolk, Virginia
- Style
- English
- Occupation
- Navy Veteran / Marine Diesel Mechanic
- Service
- U.S. Navy · Veteran
- Years Growing
- 11 years
- Votes
- 143
- Battle Wins
- 0
- Stach of the Day
- 0 appearances
- Member Since
- Aug 2026
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