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MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000008
Wanted a mustache with a runway.
“Gravity is a theory. The mustache is a fact.”
MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000008
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Walt was a crew chief in the U.S. Air Force for six years and now teaches shop and physics at a high school in Colorado Springs. His Fu Manchu is long, deliberate, and according to his students, "the only reason anyone passes physics."
He started it after separating from the service because, in his words, "I had spent six years on a flight line being told exactly how long my hair could be, and I wanted a mustache with a runway."
Walt builds model rockets with his classes every spring. The mustache is required safety gear.
Wanted a mustache with a runway.
Mach 1
Measures the Fu Manchu in millimeters on the first day of every semester.
The Right Stuff
Hulk Hogan
“Gravity is a theory. The mustache is a fact.”
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