MR. STACH™
GOLD STACH
CARD NO.000009
BO “COASTIE CURLS” TILLMAN
U.S. COAST GUARD VETERAN
★ MOBILE, ALABAMA ★
MUSTACHE STYLEHUNGARIAN
STASH POWER93
LEGEND LEVELGOLD
Photo: U.S. Coast Guard (DVIDS 1093693) · Public domain · via Wikimedia Commons
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Bo Tillman
“Coastie Curls”
Mobile, Alabama · Hungarian
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🇺🇸 Veteran 🛟 U.S. Coast Guard · Veteran 🏕️ Outdoorsman🔧 Blue Collar Selected by member
82OVERALL
Gold Stach
Stach Score · entertainment only, obviously
Stash Power93
Ruggedness94
Discipline Factor77
Curl Factor60
Legendary Factor81
Stach Commitment93
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MR. STACH™
GOLD STACH
CARD NO.000009
BO TILLMAN “Coastie Curls”
HOMEMobile, Alabama
OCCUPATIONCoast Guard Veteran / Shrimp Boat Captain
YEARS GROWING16 years
ABOUT ME
Salt air is good for a mustache and bad for everything else.
“Semper Paratus. Always ready. Always bushy.”
STACH STATS
STASH POWER93
RUGGEDNESS94
DISCIPLINE FACTOR77
CURL FACTOR60
LEGENDARY FACTOR81
STACH COMMITMENT93
OVERALL RANK
TOP 25%
SCORE 82 · GOLD STACH
BADGES OF HONOR
🇺🇸Veteran🛟U.S. Coast Guard🏕️Outdoorsman🔧Blue Collar
FAVORITE MOVIEJaws
FAVORITE STACHED LEGENDJimmy Buffett
FUN FACTThe mustache discount has never once been applied to a pencil.
Stats are for entertainment only.
MR. STACH™
GOLD STACH
CARD NO.000009
✨ AI LEGEND EDITION
BO “COASTIE CURLS” TILLMAN
U.S. COAST GUARD VETERAN
★ MOBILE, ALABAMA ★
MUSTACHE STYLEHUNGARIAN
STASH POWER93
LEGEND LEVELGOLD
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The Stach Story
Bo did a hitch in the U.S. Coast Guard out of Mobile and never got far from the water, trading a cutter for a shrimp boat he named after his grandmother. His Hungarian mustache is big, bushy, and sun-bleached at the tips from a life spent squinting at the Gulf.
He says he grew it because "salt air is good for a mustache and bad for everything else on a boat."
Bo sells shrimp off the dock on Saturdays and gives a discount to anyone with a mustache he considers serious.
Why I grow it
Salt air is good for a mustache and bad for everything else.
My mustache's name
The Gulf Stream
Fun fact
The mustache discount has never once been applied to a pencil.
Favorite mustache movie
Jaws
Favorite celebrity stach
Jimmy Buffett
Favorite quote
“Semper Paratus. Always ready. Always bushy.”
Stach Facts
- Hometown
- Mobile, Alabama
- Style
- Hungarian
- Occupation
- Coast Guard Veteran / Shrimp Boat Captain
- Service
- U.S. Coast Guard · Veteran
- Years Growing
- 16 years
- Votes
- 158
- Battle Wins
- 0
- Stach of the Day
- 0 appearances
- Member Since
- Jul 2026
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