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MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000006
Grew it within regs for two decades. Retirement removed the regs.
“Standards are for the uniform. The mustache answers to no one now.”
MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000006
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Ray did twenty-two years in the U.S. Marine Corps and retired as a gunnery sergeant. The regulation mustache stayed neat and within standards for two decades; the day after retirement it began its long, glorious expansion into a horseshoe.
He now owns a small gym near Camp Pendleton, where the motivational posters on the wall are mostly photos of his own mustache with captions he wrote himself.
Ray says the mustache is the only thing in his life that has never needed a waiver.
Grew it within regs for two decades. Retirement removed the regs.
Gunny
Still trims it at 0530 out of habit.
Heartbreak Ridge
Hulk Hogan
“Standards are for the uniform. The mustache answers to no one now.”
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