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MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000010
A senior deputy told him nobody takes a bare lip seriously.
“Drive safe, wear your belt, and respect the mustache.”
MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000010
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Dale has patrolled the Texas Panhandle for nineteen years, mostly two-lane highways where the nearest backup is a county away. His horseshoe mustache is the stuff of local legend and at least one high school yearbook superlative.
He grew it his first year on the job after a veteran deputy told him, "Son, nobody out here takes a bare lip seriously." Dale took that as an order.
Off duty he judges the chili cook-off at the county fair and has never once recused himself.
A senior deputy told him nobody takes a bare lip seriously.
The Panhandle
The horseshoe has its own line on his annual photo day schedule.
No Country for Old Men
Sam Elliott
“Drive safe, wear your belt, and respect the mustache.”
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