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MR. STACH™
GOLD STACH
CARD NO.000019
For the drama. Never apologized.
“Season generously. Curl aggressively.”
MR. STACH™
GOLD STACH
CARD NO.000019
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Sal runs a red-sauce joint in South Philly that has been in his family since 1958, and his Dali mustache is the most photographed thing on the menu. The tips curl up so dramatically that the health inspector once asked if they were load-bearing.
He grew it "for the drama" after culinary school and has never once apologized for it. The regulars say the gravy tastes better when the tips are pointing up.
Sal hosts a mustache night every February where anyone with a serious lip gets a free cannoli. The pencils get half.
For the drama. Never apologized.
The Cannoli
Wears a mustache net in the kitchen that he had custom made.
Big Night
Salvador Dali
“Season generously. Curl aggressively.”
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