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MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000016
A foreman said nobody would see his face at 3 a.m. anyway. Airtight logic.
“Lights on, mustache on.”
MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000016
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Travis climbs poles for a living and has worked storm restoration in nine states. His horseshoe mustache has been photographed in ice storms, tornado cleanups, and one memorable Tulsa hail event that he still talks about.
He grew it as an apprentice after a foreman told him, "You'll be on a pole in the dark at 3 a.m. and nobody's gonna see your face anyway. Might as well have a mustache." Travis found that logic airtight.
He is also an Army National Guard veteran and says the mustache has outlasted two trucks and one marriage.
A foreman said nobody would see his face at 3 a.m. anyway. Airtight logic.
The Transformer
Has a hard hat sticker of his own mustache, designed by a co-worker.
Twister
Dale Earnhardt
“Lights on, mustache on.”
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