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MR. STACH™
BRONZE STACH
CARD NO.000018
Wanted to look like a man with somewhere to be.
“A sharp line is a form of respect.”
MR. STACH™
BRONZE STACH
CARD NO.000018
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Andre owns a four-chair barbershop in the Treme and wears a pencil mustache so precise that customers have accused him of using a ruler. He does not deny it.
He grew it at twenty after watching old black-and-white movies with his grandfather and deciding the men in them "looked like they had somewhere to be." Andre has had somewhere to be ever since.
He trims more mustaches in a week than most men see in a year and considers himself a public servant.
Wanted to look like a man with somewhere to be.
The Straightedge
Has been asked to settle mustache disputes at two weddings and one funeral.
Casablanca
Clark Gable
“A sharp line is a form of respect.”
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