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MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000011
Made sergeant. Felt the rank deserved hardware.
“Protect, serve, and groom.”
MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000011
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Tony has been a patrol sergeant in Providence for fourteen years and wears a clean chevron that his wife describes as "the third member of our marriage." He trims it with a small pair of scissors his grandfather used as a barber.
He grew it after making sergeant because, he says, "a sergeant without a mustache is just a guy with a clipboard."
Tony coaches his daughter's softball team and is the only coach in the league who brings a comb to the dugout.
Made sergeant. Felt the rank deserved hardware.
Sarge
Uses his grandfather's barber scissors, circa 1961.
Serpico
Tom Selleck
“Protect, serve, and groom.”
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