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Tony Marchetti “Sergeant Swagger” · Providence, Rhode Island · Silver Stach

Tony Marchetti “Sergeant Swagger” — Silver Stach mustache

MR. STACH^™ SILVER STACH CARD NO.000011

TONY “SERGEANT SWAGGER” MARCHETTI

POLICE OFFICER✦COACH

★ PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND ★

MUSTACHE STYLECHEVRON

STASH POWER88

LEGEND LEVELSILVER

NO. 000011

TONY MARCHETTI “Sergeant Swagger”

HOMEProvidence, Rhode Island

OCCUPATIONPolice Sergeant

YEARS GROWING14 years

ABOUT ME

Made sergeant. Felt the rank deserved hardware.

“Protect, serve, and groom.”

STACH STATS

STASH POWER88

RUGGEDNESS83

LAWMAN FACTOR94

CURL FACTOR38

LEGENDARY FACTOR80

DAD JOKE POTENTIAL87

OVERALL RANK TOP 85% SCORE 72 · SILVER STACH

BADGES OF HONOR

🚓Police Officer🏆Coach👨‍👧Dad

FAVORITE MOVIESerpico

FAVORITE STACHED LEGENDTom Selleck

FUN FACTUses his grandfather's barber scissors, circa 1961.

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Tony Marchetti “Sergeant Swagger” — Silver Stach mustache (AI Legend edition)

MR. STACH^™ SILVER STACH CARD NO.000011 ✨ AI LEGEND EDITION

TONY “SERGEANT SWAGGER” MARCHETTI

POLICE OFFICER✦COACH

★ PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND ★

MUSTACHE STYLECHEVRON

STASH POWER88

LEGEND LEVELSILVER

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Tony Marchetti

Providence, Rhode Island · Chevron

Overall: 72 · Silver Stach
Votes: 171
Issued: Aug 19, 2026
Edition: Classic

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