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MR. STACH™
PLATINUM STACH
CARD NO.000004
Lives in a Western. Dressed accordingly.
“Wax it like you mean it.”
MR. STACH™
PLATINUM STACH
CARD NO.000004
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Hank runs a few hundred head of cattle outside Bozeman and answers the pager for the volunteer department in between. His handlebar is waxed, curled, and somehow survives both branding season and wildfire season.
He says he grew it because "every decent man in a Western has one, and I live in one." Nobody has argued with him yet.
Hank has three daughters, all of whom can out-rope him, and a dog named Biscuit who is allegedly in charge of the ranch.
Lives in a Western. Dressed accordingly.
Ol' Faithful
Keeps mustache wax in the glove box, the saddlebag, and the brush truck.
Lonesome Dove
Sam Elliott
“Wax it like you mean it.”
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