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Marcus Whitfield “Captain Chevron” · Chicago, Illinois · Gold Stach

Marcus Whitfield “Captain Chevron” — Gold Stach mustache

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MARCUS “CAPTAIN CHEVRON” WHITFIELD

FIRE CHIEF✦FIREFIGHTER

★ CHICAGO, ILLINOIS ★

MUSTACHE STYLECHEVRON

STASH POWER95

LEGEND LEVELGOLD

NO. 000002

MARCUS WHITFIELD “Captain Chevron”

HOMEChicago, Illinois

OCCUPATIONFire Captain

YEARS GROWING20 years

ABOUT ME

Wanted to be the easiest face to spot on a fireground and in a school pickup line.

“Nobody follows a clean-shaven man into a basement fire. Kidding. Mostly.”

STACH STATS

STASH POWER95

RUGGEDNESS91

CURL FACTOR40

FIREHOUSE FACTOR99

LEGENDARY FACTOR93

DAD JOKE POTENTIAL78

OVERALL RANK TOP 35% SCORE 80 · GOLD STACH

BADGES OF HONOR

⭐Fire Chief🔥Firefighter🏆Coach👨‍👧Dad

FAVORITE MOVIELadder 49

FAVORITE STACHED LEGENDTom Selleck

FUN FACTKeeps a spare mustache comb in every coat pocket, including his dress uniform.

★ EVERY STACHE HAS A STORY. ★

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Marcus Whitfield “Captain Chevron” — Gold Stach mustache (AI Legend edition)

MR. STACH^™ GOLD STACH CARD NO.000002 ✨ AI LEGEND EDITION

MARCUS “CAPTAIN CHEVRON” WHITFIELD

FIRE CHIEF✦FIREFIGHTER

★ CHICAGO, ILLINOIS ★

MUSTACHE STYLECHEVRON

STASH POWER95

LEGEND LEVELGOLD

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Marcus Whitfield

Chicago, Illinois · Chevron

Overall: 80 · Gold Stach
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Issued: Aug 19, 2026
Edition: Firehouse Edition

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