Official Mr. Stach Ranking
Ranked: Best Musician Mustaches
Rock, soul, pop and everything with a backbeat. The mustaches that made the music look louder.
6 legends ranked by Stach Score, then fan votes. Scores are for entertainment. Grudges are forever.
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#1 · Champion
98
Freddie Mercury
The greatest frontman alive, and the mustache that conquered Wembley.
Chevron
#2
94
Frank Zappa
The mustache-and-imperial combo that became a registered trademark.
Zappa
#3
91
Lemmy Kilmister
Born to lose, live to win, never shave.
Horseshoe
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