Official Mr. Stach Ranking
Ranked: Best TV Mustaches
The small screen, the big lip. These are the mustaches that came into your living room every week and never once apologized.
6 legends ranked by Stach Score, then fan votes. Scores are for entertainment. Grudges are forever.
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#1 · Champion
98
Tom Selleck
The original TV mustache king.
Chevron
#2
93
Nick Offerman
Woodworker, actor, and the mustache that made Pawnee proud.
Chevron
#3
85
Alex Trebek
What is: the most trusted mustache in game-show history?
Chevron
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