Official Mr. Stach Ranking
Ranked: Best Mustaches of All Time
Every celebrity, musician and athlete in the Mr. Stach archive, ranked by Stach Score. Arguments welcome. Clean-shaven opinions will be noted and ignored.
70 legends ranked by Stach Score, then fan votes. Scores are for entertainment. Grudges are forever.
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#1 · Champion
99
Rollie Fingers
The handlebar that closed out three straight World Series.
Handlebar
#2
98
Tom Selleck
The original TV mustache king.
Chevron
#3
98
Freddie Mercury
The greatest frontman alive, and the mustache that conquered Wembley.
Chevron
The Full List
1
Rollie Fingers HOF
Handlebar · Baseball · 1970s · 👍 0
99
2
Tom Selleck HOF
Chevron · TV · 1980s · 👍 1
98
3
Freddie Mercury HOF
Chevron · Rock · 1980s · 👍 0
98
4
Hulk Hogan HOF
Horseshoe · Wrestling · 1980s · 👍 0
98
5
Lanny McDonald HOF
Walrus · Hockey · 1980s · 👍 0
98
6
Sam Elliott HOF
Walrus · Movie · 1990s · 👍 1
97
7
Dale Earnhardt HOF
Chevron · Racing · 1990s · 👍 0
97
8
Luis Tiant HOF
Fu Manchu · Baseball · 1970s · 👍 0
97
9
Roger Raglin HOF
Horseshoe · TV Outdoors · 1990s · 👍 5
96
10
Goose Gossage HOF
Fu Manchu · Baseball · 1970s · 👍 0
96
11
Mark Spitz HOF
Chevron · Swimming · 1970s · 👍 0
96
12
Al Hrabosky HOF
Fu Manchu · Baseball · 1970s · 👍 0
95
13
Burt Reynolds HOF
Chevron · Movie · 1970s · 👍 0
95
14
Keith Hernandez HOF
Chevron · Baseball · 1980s · 👍 0
95
15
Andy Reid
Walrus · Football · 2010s · 👍 0
94
16
Frank Zappa HOF
Zappa · Rock · 1970s · 👍 0
94
17
Jack Lambert
Horseshoe · Football · 1970s · 👍 0
94
18
Mike Ditka HOF
Chevron · Football · 1980s · 👍 0
94
19
Nick Offerman HOF
Chevron · TV · 2010s · 👍 1
93
20
Baker Mayfield HOF
Horseshoe · Football · 2010s · 👍 0
93
21
Dennis Eckersley HOF
Chevron · Baseball · 1980s · 👍 0
93
22
Richard Petty HOF
Chevron · Racing · 1970s · 👍 0
93
23
Don Mattingly HOF
Chevron · Baseball · 1980s · 👍 1
92
24
George Parros
Chevron · Hockey · 2000s · 👍 0
92
25
Reggie Jackson
Chevron · Baseball · 1970s · 👍 0
92
26
Wilford Brimley
Walrus · Movie · 1980s · 👍 0
92
27
Charlie Chaplin HOF
Toothbrush · Movie · 1920s · 👍 0
91
28
Gardner Minshew
Horseshoe · Football · 2010s · 👍 0
91
29
Kurt Russell
Handlebar · Movie · 1990s · 👍 0
91
30
Larry Weishuhn HOF
Handlebar · Outdoors · 1990s · 👍 0
91
31
Lemmy Kilmister HOF
Horseshoe · Rock · 1980s · 👍 0
91
32
Randy Johnson
Horseshoe · Baseball · 1990s · 👍 0
91
33
Rick Rude
Chevron · Wrestling · 1980s · 👍 0
91
34
Clark Gable HOF
Pencil · Movie · 1930s · 👍 0
90
35
Craig Stadler
Walrus · Golf · 1980s · 👍 0
90
36
Groucho Marx HOF
Painted (Greasepaint) · Comedy · 1930s · 👍 0
90
37
Lionel Richie HOF
Chevron · Soul · 1980s · 👍 0
90
38
Mike "Fluff" Cowan
Walrus · Golf · 1990s · 👍 0
90
39
Wade Boggs
Chevron · Baseball · 1980s · 👍 0
90
40
Walt Frazier
Chevron · Basketball · 1970s · 👍 0
90
41
John Oates HOF
Chevron · Pop · 1980s · 👍 0
89
42
Kirk Gibson
Chevron · Baseball · 1980s · 👍 0
89
43
Mike Schmidt
Chevron · Baseball · 1970s · 👍 0
89
44
Eddie Murphy HOF
Chevron · Comedy · 1980s · 👍 1
88
45
Aaron Rodgers HOF
Chevron · Football · 2010s · 👍 0
88
46
Daniel Day-Lewis
Handlebar · Movie · 2000s · 👍 0
88
47
Jason Giambi
Horseshoe · Baseball · 2000s · 👍 0
88
48
Babe Winkelman HOF
Walrus · Outdoors · 1980s · 👍 0
87
49
Errol Flynn
Pencil · Movie · 1930s · 👍 0
87
50
Henry Cavill
Chevron · Movie · 2010s · 👍 0
87
51
Phil Jackson
Chevron · Basketball · 1990s · 👍 0
87
52
Hank Parker HOF
Chevron · Outdoors · 1980s · 👍 0
86
53
Larry Bird
Chevron · Basketball · 1980s · 👍 0
86
54
Prince
Pencil · Pop · 1980s · 👍 0
86
55
Sacha Baron Cohen
Chevron · Comedy · 2000s · 👍 0
86
56
Alex Trebek
Chevron · TV · 1990s · 👍 0
85
57
Bill Jordan HOF
Chevron · Outdoors · 1990s · 👍 0
85
58
Billy Dee Williams
Pencil · Movie · 1980s · 👍 0
85
59
Jim Zumbo HOF
Chevron · Outdoors · 1990s · 👍 0
85
60
Patrick Ewing
Chevron · Basketball · 1990s · 👍 0
85
61
Bobby Valentine
Chevron · Baseball · 1990s · 👍 0
84
62
Chuck Adams HOF
Chevron · Outdoors · 1990s · 👍 0
84
63
John Waters
Pencil · Director · 1970s · 👍 0
84
64
Vincent Price
Pencil · Movie · 1960s · 👍 0
84
65
Will Ferrell
Chevron · Comedy · 2000s · 👍 0
84
66
Geraldo Rivera
Chevron · TV · 1980s · 👍 0
83
67
Marlin Perkins HOF
Pencil · TV Outdoors · 1960s · 👍 0
83
68
Steve Harvey
Chevron · TV · 2010s · 👍 0
83
69
Bob Ross
Chevron · TV · 1980s · 👍 0
82
70
Michael Waddell HOF
Chevron · Outdoors · 2000s · 👍 0
82
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