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The definitive archive of celebrity mustaches. Actors, comedians, rock stars and the men who made an entire decade look like a Magnum, P.I. rerun. Every legend is scored, voted on, and occasionally argued about in the comments of our own staff meetings.
37Celebrities
6TV Legends
11Movie Legends
6Musicians
Official Rankings
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#1 Top Pick · Stach Score 98
#2 Top Pick · Stach Score 98
Freddie Mercury
The greatest frontman alive, and the mustache that conquered Wembley.
Chevron#3 Top Pick · Stach Score 97
85
Alex Trebek
What is: the most trusted mustache in game-show history?
Chevron
85
Billy Dee Williams
Lando Calrissian and the smoothest mustache in the galaxy.
Pencil
85
HOF Bill Jordan
The man who put a tree on your camo and a mustache on your T…
Chevron
85
HOF Jim Zumbo
The dean of hunting writers, with a mustache that has seen e…
Chevron
84
John Waters
The Pope of Trash and his perfectly penciled lip.
Pencil
84
Will Ferrell
Stay classy: the Ron Burgundy mustache, by Will Ferrell.
Chevron
84
Vincent Price
The pencil mustache of a thousand elegant villains.
Pencil
84
HOF Chuck Adams
The first bowhunter to take the North American Super Slam, m…
Chevron
83
Geraldo Rivera
Fifty years of live television, one unshakeable mustache.
Chevron
83
Steve Harvey
Survey says: the best-groomed mustache on daytime television…
Chevron
83
HOF Marlin Perkins
The silver-mustached host of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom…
Pencil
82
Bob Ross
Happy little trees, happy little mustache.
Chevron
82
HOF Michael Waddell
The Bone Collector: from Realtree cameraman to the loudest l…
Chevron
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