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Hercule Poirot vs Inspector Clouseau: Case of the Curled Lip
The most meticulously waxed mustache in detective fiction faces the most accident-prone one. Little grey cells versus large grey bumbling.
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Hercule Poirot vs Inspector Clouseau: Case of the Curled Lip
Hercule Poirot
Murder on the Orient Express
VS
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
The Pink Panther
55%1.4K votes45%
Battle closed — Winner: Hercule Poirot
1.4K votes · closed
In the Red Corner · 🏆 Winner
Hercule Poirot
Kenneth Branagh · Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
Handlebar
95Stach Score
1 battle win
Kenneth Branagh's Belgian detective wears the most discussed mustache of the 2010s — a vast, two-tiered, gray handlebar that deserved its own billing.
In the Blue Corner
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
Peter Sellers · The Pink Panther (1963)
Chevron
87Stach Score
Peter Sellers' bumbling French inspector wears a tidy, slightly fussy chevron that somehow stays immaculate while everything around him explodes.
📊 The Tale of the Tape
Hercule Poirot55%
Inspector Jacques Clouseau45%
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