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Rollie Fingers vs Keith Hernandez: Diamond Dynasty
The most famous handlebar in baseball history squares off against the Mets first baseman whose mustache got its own TV cameo. Batter up.
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Rollie Fingers vs Keith Hernandez: Diamond Dynasty
Rollie Fingers
Handlebar
VS
Keith Hernandez
Chevron
60%2.1K votes40%
Battle closed — Winner: Rollie Fingers
2.1K votes · closed
In the Red Corner · 🏆 Winner
The waxed handlebar started as a gimmick. In 1972 A's owner Charlie Finley offered $300 to any player who would grow a mustache for a "Mustache Day" promotion; Fingers went full 1890s barbershop and never looked back. Fi…
In the Blue Corner
A full, dark, perfectly maintained chevron that has survived every facial-hair fad since the Carter administration. It is the mustache of a man who knows he looks good and is not going to apologize for it.
The Seinfeld…
📊 The Tale of the Tape
Rollie Fingers60%
Keith Hernandez40%
Results update live. One vote per battle per person — a shared network gets a little slack, a lot of slack gets a timeout. Battles are for fun; rankings are not a formal assessment of anyone's upper lip.
