Celebrity vs Celebrity · Final Result
Sam Elliott vs Burt Reynolds: Battle of the Legends
The slow-talking cowboy drawl meets the fast-driving Bandit grin. Two of the most photographed upper lips in American film history, settled once and for all by you.
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Sam Elliott vs Burt Reynolds: Battle of the Legends
Sam Elliott
Walrus
VS
Burt Reynolds
Chevron
52%3.6K votes48%
Battle closed — Winner: Sam Elliott
3.6K votes · closed
In the Red Corner · 🏆 Winner
Sam Elliott's mustache is less a grooming choice than a geological feature. Thick, drooping past the corners of the mouth, and gray since long before gray was fashionable, it looks like it was grown on a cattle drive and…
In the Blue Corner
If Selleck's mustache is the reference specimen, Reynolds' is the one that made the whole thing *fun*. Thick, dark, and paired with a laugh that could start a bar fight or end one, it was the mustache of a man who was cl…
📊 The Tale of the Tape
Sam Elliott52%
Burt Reynolds48%
Results update live. One vote per battle per person — a shared network gets a little slack, a lot of slack gets a timeout. Battles are for fun; rankings are not a formal assessment of anyone's upper lip.
