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Dale Earnhardt vs Richard Petty: Kings of the Oval

The Intimidator and The King traded paint for seven days of voting. Earnhardt took the checkered flag.

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Dale Earnhardt vs Richard Petty: Kings of the Oval

Dale Earnhardt
Dale Earnhardt
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Richard Petty
Richard Petty
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53%3K votes47%
Battle closed — Winner: Dale Earnhardt
3K votes · closed
In the Red Corner · 🏆 Winner
Dale Earnhardt
Dale Earnhardt
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97Stach Score
The Earnhardt mustache is inseparable from the wraparound sunglasses and the black Goodwrench firesuit. It was a working-man\'s mustache — thick, unfussy, and always there — and it made him look like the kind of driver w…
In the Blue Corner
Richard Petty
Richard Petty
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93Stach Score
The King\'s look is a uniform: feathered cowboy hat, dark wraparound sunglasses, a big grin, and a thick mustache that has been there for decades. It is one of the most recognizable silhouettes in American sports, and th…
📊 The Tale of the Tape
Dale Earnhardt53%
Richard Petty47%

Results update live. One vote per battle per person — a shared network gets a little slack, a lot of slack gets a timeout. Battles are for fun; rankings are not a formal assessment of anyone's upper lip.

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