Celebrity vs Celebrity · Final Result

Eddie Murphy vs Steve Harvey: Comedy Kings Collide

Two of the sharpest mustaches in comedy, each with decades of stage and screen time behind them. Survey says: you decide.

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Eddie Murphy vs Steve Harvey: Comedy Kings Collide

Eddie Murphy
Eddie Murphy
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Steve Harvey
Steve Harvey
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46%2K votes54%
Battle closed — Winner: Steve Harvey
2K votes · closed
In the Red Corner
Eddie Murphy
Eddie Murphy
Celebrity
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88Stach Score
Eddie Murphy's mustache was the coolest thing on a movie screen for most of the 1980s. Trim, dark, and perfectly proportioned, it sat above the most famous laugh in comedy and under the most famous leather jacket in Beve…
In the Blue Corner · 🏆 Winner
Steve Harvey
Steve Harvey
Celebrity
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83Stach Score
1 battle win
Steve Harvey's mustache is the most carefully groomed lip on television. Dense, dark, and trimmed with engineering precision along its lower edge, it is the mustache equivalent of a perfectly knotted tie, which is fittin…
📊 The Tale of the Tape
Eddie Murphy46%
Steve Harvey54%

Results update live. One vote per battle per person — a shared network gets a little slack, a lot of slack gets a timeout. Battles are for fun; rankings are not a formal assessment of anyone's upper lip.

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