Movie Character vs Movie Character · Final Result
Ron Burgundy vs Ron Swanson: The Battle of the Rons
San Diego anchorman glamour against Pawnee Parks Department stoicism. Stay classy, and vote for your Ron.
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Ron Burgundy vs Ron Swanson: The Battle of the Rons
Ron Burgundy
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
VS
Ron Swanson
Parks and Recreation
46%2.6K votes54%
Battle closed — Winner: Ron Swanson
2.6K votes · closed
In the Red Corner
Ron Burgundy
Will Ferrell · Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Chevron
95Stach Score
San Diego's top-rated anchorman and his thick 1970s chevron — a mustache so confident it reads whatever is on the teleprompter.
In the Blue Corner · 🏆 Winner
Ron Swanson
Nick Offerman · Parks and Recreation (2009)
Chevron
96Stach Score
1 battle win
Pawnee's libertarian parks director, his woodworking, his breakfast meats, and a dense chevron mustache that represents everything he believes in.
📊 The Tale of the Tape
Ron Burgundy46%
Ron Swanson54%
Results update live. One vote per battle per person — a shared network gets a little slack, a lot of slack gets a timeout. Battles are for fun; rankings are not a formal assessment of anyone's upper lip.
