MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000014
MIGUEL “EL BIGOTE” ORTEGA
COWBOY✦RANCHER
★ LAS CRUCES, NEW MEXICO ★
MUSTACHE STYLECHEVRON
STASH POWER90
LEGEND LEVELSILVER
WESTERN LEGEND EDITION
MRSTACH #000014
Miguel Ortega “El Bigote” · Las Cruces, New Mexico · Silver Stach
MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000014
MIGUEL ORTEGA “El Bigote”
HOMELas Cruces, New Mexico
OCCUPATIONWorking Cowboy / Horse Trainer
YEARS GROWING13 years
ABOUT ME
Saw a photo of his great-grandfather and decided to help the resemblance along.
“A good horse and a good mustache both take patience.”
STACH STATS
WESTERN FACTOR96
RUGGEDNESS93
HAT COMPATIBILITY89
HANDLEBAR FACTOR42
CAMPFIRE CRED77
LEGENDARY FACTOR83
OVERALL RANK
TOP 45%
SCORE 77 · SILVER STACH
BADGES OF HONOR
🤠Cowboy🐄Rancher🏕️Outdoorsman
FAVORITE MOVIEThe Magnificent Seven
FAVORITE STACHED LEGENDSam Elliott
FUN FACTClaims coffee tastes better through a mustache and has a spreadsheet to prove it.
Stats are for entertainment only.
MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000014
✨ AI LEGEND EDITION
MIGUEL “EL BIGOTE” ORTEGA
COWBOY✦RANCHER
★ LAS CRUCES, NEW MEXICO ★
MUSTACHE STYLECHEVRON
STASH POWER90
LEGEND LEVELSILVER
🖨 Printable Card Image
The Stach Behind the Card
Miguel Ortega
Las Cruces, New Mexico · Chevron
- Overall
- 77 · Silver Stach
- Votes
- 186
- Issued
- Aug 19, 2026
- Edition
- Western Legend Edition
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The digital card is free. The real one is 2.5" × 3.5", printed on heavy stock, and absolutely belongs on a fridge.
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