MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000020
COACH “THE LAMPSHADE” BILL TANAKA
COACH✦TEACHER
★ BOISE, IDAHO ★
MUSTACHE STYLELAMPSHADE
STASH POWER88
LEGEND LEVELSILVER
VINTAGE BASEBALL EDITION
MRSTACH #000020
Coach Bill Tanaka “The Lampshade” · Boise, Idaho · Silver Stach
MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000020
COACH BILL TANAKA “The Lampshade”
HOMEBoise, Idaho
OCCUPATIONHigh School Baseball Coach / History Teacher
YEARS GROWING23 years
ABOUT ME
In honor of the 1970s baseball cards in his shoebox.
“Fundamentals, hustle, and a 1976 Topps mustache.”
STACH STATS
STASH POWER88
RUGGEDNESS74
CURL FACTOR20
DAD JOKE POTENTIAL97
GRILL MASTERY72
LEGENDARY FACTOR85
OVERALL RANK
TOP 100%
SCORE 67 · SILVER STACH
BADGES OF HONOR
🏆Coach📚Teacher👨👧Dad
FAVORITE MOVIEBull Durham
FAVORITE STACHED LEGENDRollie Fingers
FUN FACTHas never lost a game in which he forgot to trim. Small sample size.
Stats are for entertainment only.
MR. STACH™
SILVER STACH
CARD NO.000020
✨ AI LEGEND EDITION
COACH “THE LAMPSHADE” BILL TANAKA
COACH✦TEACHER
★ BOISE, IDAHO ★
MUSTACHE STYLELAMPSHADE
STASH POWER88
LEGEND LEVELSILVER
🖨 Printable Card Image
The Stach Behind the Card
Coach Bill Tanaka
Boise, Idaho · Lampshade
- Overall
- 67 · Silver Stach
- Votes
- 221
- Issued
- Aug 19, 2026
- Edition
- Vintage Baseball Edition
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The digital card is free. The real one is 2.5" × 3.5", printed on heavy stock, and absolutely belongs on a fridge.
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