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Hulk Hogan vs Rick Rude: Horseshoe Heavyweights

Two of the squared circle's most famous horseshoes went three falls for the title. The Hulkamaniacs ran wild.

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Hulk Hogan vs Rick Rude: Horseshoe Heavyweights

Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan
Horseshoe
VS
Rick Rude
Rick Rude
Chevron
59%3.3K votes41%
Battle closed — Winner: Hulk Hogan
3.3K votes · closed
In the Red Corner · 🏆 Winner
Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan
Athlete
Horseshoe
98Stach Score
The platinum-blond horseshoe is arguably the most famous mustache of the 1980s — full stop, any category. It dropped straight down past the jawline, framed by a bandana and the "24-inch pythons." It went dark for the nWo…
In the Blue Corner
Rick Rude
Rick Rude
Athlete
Chevron
91Stach Score
A precise, dark mustache set over a permanent smirk, paired with airbrushed tights and hip swivels. It was a villain\'s mustache in the classic sense — you could practically hear it twirling — and it was maintained to pe…
📊 The Tale of the Tape
Hulk Hogan59%
Rick Rude41%

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