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Movie and TV characters ranked by the mustache alone. Acting talent not considered.
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Thomas Magnum
Tom Selleck · Magnum, P.I. (1980)
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Wyatt Earp
Kurt Russell · Tombstone (1993)
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Bill "The Butcher" Cutting
Daniel Day-Lewis · Gangs of New York (2002)
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Ron SwansonNick Offerman · Parks and Recreation (2009)96 -
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Ron BurgundyWill Ferrell · Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)95 -
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Virgil EarpSam Elliott · Tombstone (1993)95 -
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Hercule PoirotKenneth Branagh · Murder on the Orient Express (2017)95 -
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Doc HollidayVal Kilmer · Tombstone (1993)94 -
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The Bandit (Bo Darville)Burt Reynolds · Smokey and the Bandit (1977)94 -
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Daniel PlainviewDaniel Day-Lewis · There Will Be Blood (2007)94 -
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Frank ReaganTom Selleck · Blue Bloods (2010)94 -
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Rooster CogburnJohn Wayne · True Grit (1969)93 -
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John ShaftRichard Roundtree · Shaft (1971)93 -
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The StrangerSam Elliott · The Big Lebowski (1998)93 -
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The TrampCharlie Chaplin · Kid Auto Races at Venice (1914)93 -
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Augustus "Gus" McCraeRobert Duvall · Lonesome Dove (1989)92 -
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Rhett ButlerClark Gable · Gone with the Wind (1939)92 -
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MarioChris Pratt · The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)92 -
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Blain CooperJesse Ventura · Predator (1987)91 -
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Yosemite SamMel Blanc · Looney Tunes (1945)91 -
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Wade GarrettSam Elliott · Road House (1989)91 -
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Peter WarneClark Gable · It Happened One Night (1934)91 -
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Borat SagdiyevSacha Baron Cohen · Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)90 -
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Rufus T. FireflyGroucho Marx · Duck Soup (1933)90 -
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August WalkerHenry Cavill · Mission: Impossible – Fallout (2018)90
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